Twitter-sized reviews: Hesher

Brash, odd, unhinged, at times meandering, but intoxicating and vaguely charming. 7.5/10

If this doesn't make you curious to watch the film, it's probably not for you.

Twitter-sized reviews: Oz the Great and Powerful

Effects and set = skittles. Mila Kunis = tasty sirloin steak. Guy from Scrubs = cheese. James Franco = turnip. 6/10

And as for this....

Twitter-sized Reviews: Life of Pi

Visually stunning, quality acting, lots of meerkats, a film I actually enjoyed! 8.5/10

fffffffffffuuuuuuuuu

Twitter-sized Reviews: Prometheus

Nothing's happening....nothing's happening...something about a spaceship.. 2/10.

No! Don't make me watch it again!!

Twitter-sized reviews: Moonrise Kingdom

Puppy love, possible mental disorders, camping, a vague hipster feel, escape, weirdness, being free. 8.5/10

NEEEERRRRDDD!

Twitter-sized Reviews: Django Unchained

Django Unchained: A pretty enjoyable, ridiculous, slightly drawn out, blacksploitation western. 7/10

MOTHERFUCKER.

Twitter-sized reviews: Frankenweenie

This girl. OMGoth

Delightfully odd. Grim with grins.. Macabre and mirthful. ALL of the horror references! 8/10

Twitter-sized reviews: Looper

Looper: Watch Back To The Future and Die Hard back to back instead. Ah, it's ok. 6/10

Joesph Gordon-Levitt contemplates why the criminals don't just use time travel for financial gain...

Twitter-sized reviews: Chronicle

Chronicle: A film-length interpretation of a Korn song, with telekinesis and hand-held cameras. Pretty sweet! 8/10

y ppl no liek me??!

Twitter-sized review: Marvel Avengers Assemble

Marvel Avengers Assemble: Silly talk, silly talk, Action! Silly talk, AAACCTTTIIIOOONN! Some lols. 7/10

"Who's the fucking fggt now?" - Loki

Twitter-sized Reviews: 21 Jump Street

21 Jump Street: Another decent, enjoyable (if slightly forgetable) comedy with Jonah Hill and The Human Neck (who was ok actually.) Some nice parody moments. 7/10

Jonah Hill: Slimmer, better hair, still ugly, still creeping on 18 year old characters.

Twitter-sized reviews: The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games = Battle Royale for Americans. Via Lord of the Rings and Zoolander. Wait, wat? 7/10.

Unnecessary close-ups were unnecessary

Twitter-sized reviews: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold

The Greatest Movie Ever Sold = Documentary about product placement/trying to get money from companies, funded by said companies in return for product placement. Boom. 8/10

TGMES is pretty much an extension of this joke with Morgan Spurlock and some interviews

Twitter-sized reviews; The Raven

The Raven= The Da Vinci code set in Sleepy Hollow. With lots of whispering for dramatic effect. 6/10.

Twitter-sized reviews: Project X

Project X: the best party you never went to. Dumb but fun. A bit like Cloverfield if you replace the monster with a PARTY ANIMAL. 7/10

How to be cool: 1.Throw party. 2. Change your personality and/or morals. 3. Drink loads and take drugs. 4. ??? 5. INSTANT COOL DUDES.

Twitter-sized reviews: College (2008)

College=American Pie with actors who look like rejects from superbad. And Drake from Drake and Josh. Lololol. 5.5/10.

Superbad? Uh, no brah, never heard of it...

Twitter-sized reviews: One For The Money

One For the Money = Nancy Drew 4 grown ups who see the slutty, old wan in Sex and the City as empowered. 4/10.

How I catch bad guy? a) Ask ghetto ppl 2) Wait 4 him 2 find me, lol d) Stumble across him on the street even tho he's in hiding