Can't you just imagine the people in Heinz examining their spaghetti-in-a-can and wondering what they could do to make it better? Then one fateful day, the missing ingredient spills out of someones brain in a true eureka moment: ADD SAUSAGES.
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| Is it me or does the can even look slightly sinister? |
I actually tried this out not long after my first forray into the post-apocalypse aisle in the supermarket but a large dollop of burying bad experiences deep inside and a dash of apathy meant I'm only getting around to expressing my distaste now.
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| B-movie gore in a can. |
- The spaghetti was chopped up into pieces (presumably by some sinister German) that were about an inch long so there was literally no chewing involved, which was quite unpleasant.
- The 'sausages' were literally unlike anything I've ever eaten. They could have been vegitarian space food alternative for all I know. Think of the most processed hot dog you've ever eaten and condense it into bite-sized portions (though again, not much chewing was going on).
- The sauce, somehow, is one of your 5-a-day. If it comes to it, just drink the sauce, people.
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| Now with added despair! |
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