ICP have giftz for your lady ninja!

It's that time of the year again y'all! You want to get that special jugalatte in your life something special that shows she is your family but also you still want to get into her pants. And what better way to say this than with actual Insane Clown Posse pants?!

Would become a priest in a small rainforest village of eunuchs if I was with a girl wearing these.

And the response to these monstrosities? A heated debate on the merits of the 'hatchet girl' logo. Apparently the ninjas are cool with their legit hip hop idols having underwear as merch, but they draw the line with their face-paint-covered-fingers at changing the scaaary hatchet man to a sissy hatchet girl.

Insane Clown Posse to release covers album..these trolls won't be denied

One of the best decisions i ever made was to follow Icp on twitter. Not only does it mean occasional personal tweets that are riddled with lols, but I also am kept bang up to date with all that is fresh in the juggalo world! ICP are wizard trolls, perhaps unintentionally, and when im not enjoying their wiggery ways, I'm enjoying how mad they make ppl. Plus Juggalo Island is a bit of a summer jam it has to be said. I thought they had peaked with Miracles but when I saw the infomercial for their new release I felt a warm glow inside, mainly because of the BONUS COVER ALBUM featuring FRED DURST and a CHRISTINA AGUILLERA cover described as "fearless". Srsly, tell me this isn't going to be amazing!

A case of cheap fizzy drink and a couple of fat ugly people in make up to the first ninja to get through all 19 mins of the infomercial!

Juggalobook; Facebook 4 Juggalos.

I troll you not. At least I think it's srs. Now, making fun of juggalos is like shooting really dumb fish in a barrel, but here they are, still providing the lols. Most of the juggalos (and juggalettes) in online now section are in full make up, are these ppl too afraid to 'clown up' on facebook? They have names like 'jiggles' and 'sugahweasel'.

Why is there a need for this, shirley one juggalo can recognise another on facebook? I've tried to join but I'm still waiting on a verification email :(

Insane Clown Posse get environmental up in this bitch

Like most people I was aware of these ninjas who were put into the same 'outcast' bracket as Slipknot back in the day, but it was only when they released the lolfactory that was Miracles that I truly saw their genius. I follow the lads on twitter and was pretty excited to watch their new video for the song It's All Over!

• Some quality acting in front of the green screen and then one of the best opening lines of all time 'Holy fuck it's hot outside, extra hot!'
• 00.48 - missile get shot overhead and a military helicopter goes by, awww yeahh that's badass ninja!
• The chorus is the most tame, laid back and easy-going piece of music that has every heralded the apocalypse surely? I can see they're going for 'zany' with the scientist guy and nu-metal with the other dude but it's a pop chorus
• 1.19 - (as a building is an inferno in the background) 'It's snowin'..y it not hot outside anymore? It's also hailin' and burnin' up. I'd love if ICP did regular weather updates.
• 1.55 - U uncomfortable being in an ICP vid, bro?
• Around 2.00 there's another list of stuff that are meant to be scary I guess? Fire, Ice, Acid, lightning..Damn nature, you scary!
• 2.23 - Aliens show up...ah now..and here was me thinking they were basing this song on science.
• 2.40 - Oooh a 4.20 reference, keepin' it real to da street.
• 3.20 - Dance moves. There are no words.

It's no miracles but what can ya do?