Insane Clown Posse to release covers album..these trolls won't be denied

One of the best decisions i ever made was to follow Icp on twitter. Not only does it mean occasional personal tweets that are riddled with lols, but I also am kept bang up to date with all that is fresh in the juggalo world! ICP are wizard trolls, perhaps unintentionally, and when im not enjoying their wiggery ways, I'm enjoying how mad they make ppl. Plus Juggalo Island is a bit of a summer jam it has to be said. I thought they had peaked with Miracles but when I saw the infomercial for their new release I felt a warm glow inside, mainly because of the BONUS COVER ALBUM featuring FRED DURST and a CHRISTINA AGUILLERA cover described as "fearless". Srsly, tell me this isn't going to be amazing!

A case of cheap fizzy drink and a couple of fat ugly people in make up to the first ninja to get through all 19 mins of the infomercial!

Douche Chill Durst: Filler Lyrics

Wait...what?!

From the man who brought you such lyrical filler as 'Whoopwaw!' and 'Hhyeahh!' comes 'Bugaloo' as heard in the song 'Get A Life'. Y u no use real words, Fred?

Douche Chill Durst: Metaphorical Haters

Douche Chill Durst: Travel

Durst to Durst: A weekly dose of Limp Bizkit wisdom, insults and deep thoughts

When I was 13 or 14 this guy who followed the cool kids around made fun of me for not knowing who Limp Bizkit. Ten or so years later and the ironing is delicious.  But The Bizkit were hot property around that time and most people my age went through a phase of liking them. For me they were like Korn, with some wiggers instead of gangly weirdos, Borland excluded.

They released a few more albums, one had ‘the’ at the start of all the songs or something like that, but they were a passing teenage fad. Then my housemate introduced me to Golden Cobra, which he assured me had all the terrible lyrics and catchy choruses of Bizkit of old..

It’s (entirely) possible that people will miss out on some of the lyrical gems in this album, so I’m going to put some up each week. They’re cheap lols. I’m macing the advice animal style for this, but I’ve no catchy title for it..

So yes, from the song Douchbag, which I’ll be returning to comes the brilliant ‘you just cryin’ cos you aint got milk, got nothin’ to spill’. Deep burn. Ah Deep Burn Durst, that’ll work? Or Douche Chill Durst...