Rita mishears: Good Vibrations by The Beach Boys

What will Can't Bear This Party do next?

There comes a point for most bands when either consciously or subconsciously they become more srs, with a 'mature' sound that they hope will show their evolution as musicians. This usually results in a craic-vacuum effect where all the fun is sucked out of their next album. This phenomenon is never more pronounced than in pop punk/easycore bands who ditch breakdowns and silly songs about girls for what they feel is better songwriting and penmanship. Boourns. Examples of this have been Four Year Strong, Title Fight, The Wonder Years and to a lesser degree, Man Overboard.

Now, consider Can't Bear This Party, a continental euro easycore band (French to be precise, but don't hold that against them) who have all the features we've come to know and love from euro easy core including, but not limited to:

• A redonk band name
• Silly accents/undecipherable lyrics
• Zany song titles
• Breakdowns/synth/multiple vocal styles/gang chorus 

I'm going to go as far as to define them as progressive easycore because not only do they tick all the easycore boxes they also have from the start included other elements not traditionally associated with easycore including:

• Fast skate punk rhythms 
• Breakdowns that are incorporated into the song as a whole, not just wedged in after the second chorus
• A drummer who does more than 3 beats and the odd fill
• Occasional decipherable lyrics!

Here's an example from their EP Modern Factory

It's a pretty bitchin' song but they then released Ain't No Princess in 2010 and added more elements to their arsenal of fun including:

• Novelty sound effects such as a microwave chime and telephone
• Even more ridiculous drumming, and more genres thrown in
• A xylophone and a breakdown featuring said xylophone
• Tasty melodic gang choruses

The album even has a generic breakdown intro song complete with zany video!

All of the breakdowns, all of the drumming, dat album artwork <3

So word is they have a new album coming out this year. But the question is; will they take the progressive easycore fun up a level or go srs?

Twitter-sized reviews: Project X

Project X: the best party you never went to. Dumb but fun. A bit like Cloverfield if you replace the monster with a PARTY ANIMAL. 7/10

How to be cool: 1.Throw party. 2. Change your personality and/or morals. 3. Drink loads and take drugs. 4. ??? 5. INSTANT COOL DUDES.

Rita mishears: Gangsters Paradise by Coolio

My girlfriend likes to sing. Knowing the actual lyrics is not a major concern for her, however. The results are a baffling lolfactory.

Twitter-sized reviews: College (2008)

College=American Pie with actors who look like rejects from superbad. And Drake from Drake and Josh. Lololol. 5.5/10.

Superbad? Uh, no brah, never heard of it...

Juggalobook; Facebook 4 Juggalos.

I troll you not. At least I think it's srs. Now, making fun of juggalos is like shooting really dumb fish in a barrel, but here they are, still providing the lols. Most of the juggalos (and juggalettes) in online now section are in full make up, are these ppl too afraid to 'clown up' on facebook? They have names like 'jiggles' and 'sugahweasel'.

Why is there a need for this, shirley one juggalo can recognise another on facebook? I've tried to join but I'm still waiting on a verification email :(

Dodgy Film Club: Troll 2

This is probably the closest thing to The Room I’ve seen in a while in terms of lols per minute. We’ve been waiting long time to watch it and it was worth the wait! Terrible acting, low budget special effects and a plot that’s as mad as a bag of spiders. There’s also a ‘vegetarians are evil’ theme as the baddies are veggies for some reason.

Some fun facts:

• This film features no trolls, no trolls at all!
• It’s not even a sequel to Troll (1).
• AKA ‘Return of the Troll’
• The leading actors turned up to auditions to try out for roles as extras.
• It features a pretty messed up relationship between a deceased grandfather and his grandson, via appearing in his bedroom/mirror at night and being a bit of a creep in general.

 Highlights include:

• A ‘freeze frame’ scene where the actors can be seen moving/twitching/smiling/you name it!
•  The father very obviously paying no attention to the emotion he is meant to be conveying and just running through the script in his head, waiting for his line.
• Liberal amounts of green food dye, the cheapest of the food dyes.
• A sex scene featuring that most sensual of food; corn!
• People being turned into trees for no apparent reason.
• The genuine concern that getting punched in the crotch will make you a homosexual (srsly)
• Continuity mistakes all over the gaf!
• That classic solution to every American family problem: a séance!