Can't you just imagine the people in Heinz examining their spaghetti-in-a-can and wondering what they could do to make it better? Then one fateful day, the missing ingredient spills out of someones brain in a true eureka moment: ADD SAUSAGES.
Is it me or does the can even look slightly sinister?
I actually tried this out not long after my first forray into the post-apocalypse aisle in the supermarket but a large dollop of burying bad experiences deep inside and a dash of apathy meant I'm only getting around to expressing my distaste now.
B-movie gore in a can.
The spaghetti was chopped up into pieces (presumably by some sinister German) that were about an inch long so there was literally no chewing involved, which was quite unpleasant.
The 'sausages' were literally unlike anything I've ever eaten. They could have been vegitarian space food alternative for all I know. Think of the most processed hot dog you've ever eaten and condense it into bite-sized portions (though again, not much chewing was going on).
The sauce, somehow, is one of your 5-a-day. If it comes to it, just drink the sauce, people.
"It's eerie isn't it? It's like looking into the future"
Holy lol, Batman! I don't really care about Iggy Pop either way, I don't listen to classic rock but this is sure to annoy lots of people. And who knows, it might turn out sounding good? Hope he guests on a remix of Dinosaur!*
One of the best decisions i ever made was to follow Icp on twitter. Not only does it mean occasional personal tweets that are riddled with lols, but I also am kept bang up to date with all that is fresh in the juggalo world! ICP are wizard trolls, perhaps unintentionally, and when im not enjoying their wiggery ways, I'm enjoying how mad they make ppl. Plus Juggalo Island is a bit of a summer jam it has to be said. I thought they had peaked with Miracles but when I saw the infomercial for their new release I felt a warm glow inside, mainly because of the BONUS COVER ALBUM featuring FRED DURST and a CHRISTINA AGUILLERA cover described as "fearless". Srsly, tell me this isn't going to be amazing!
A case of cheap fizzy drink and a couple of fat ugly people in make up to the first ninja to get through all 19 mins of the infomercial!
This was sent to me the other day and from the title; 'Talented Teen Does the Impossible: Makes LMFAO listenable', I knew this was only going to go downhill for me. LMFAO have sold multi-platinum, lads. How is that unlistenable? I blame Adele for this, pop music is now about 'artists' and not about what it used to be about. You know, dancing and singing and FUN.This is what we call a craic vacuum: when all the fun is sucked out of something.
Aaaanyway, lets examine the evidence..
Imagine a young Jack Black that wasn't anyway funny
Though I'm guessing he's going for extra points on the ironing of it all
His voice is good, fair enough, but everything this represents..no. Just no. Blues is meant to be based on hardship and struggle. The only struggle this dude has had is getting off the couch, amirite?
'Pizza hut or Dominos? Lief is hard let's sing teh blues'
Am I being too hard on the kid? Should he write his own damn material? Will he see the light when he starts drinking and meets that special girl in the chipper at 3am?
A few months ago I wrote what I thought would be a once off post about the Marina and the Diamonds song 'Hollywood', which was a bit of a choon. I tried to explain her (yeah, 'the Diamonds' are her fans.. :-/) appeal and how I linked her sound/themes to System of a Down. In the last week her new single Primadonna has been battering the airwaves and her new album is top of teh chartz. (yeah, they're still a thing).
Dat accent! Plus the melody is so good.
I prefer the old, brunette Marina. If ur listening Marina, u have the ability, ur hair was nicer back den. Though it's probably a STATEMENT. Actually this is 'part 4' it seems.. who is real marina???
00.37: Snare hit! And that's what I call generic club-girl pop...
...until 00.50 where her vocals drroooppp in that unique way
Love the backing vox that are perfect 'I'm a dumb rich girl' shtyle.
Not sure what's going on in the video really, if u such a primadonna y u spend ur time in an empty old house??!
Dem eyelashes and dat tat :-/ not sure if want. Though she is pretty adorable usually it seems.
She has a dog and turtle/tortoise though, that's pretty cool.
brb, starting a 'bring back "hollywood" version of marina' campaign
Yours truly is of course one of said ska-loving nerds. Less Than Jake were the most fun when I saw them last year and I've gushed lyrical about MC Lars before on this blog. So when I recently discovered they performed on stage together I, like many others..(okay like a few others at least) have some hope that LTJ ft MCL could happen.
Not sure if anyone really knows what's going on (esp. the two randomers on stage) but more of this plz.
While being nerdy and checking the analytics of this blog I was bemused to discover the most common phrase entered into google search to lead ppl here. It was not my compelling, ongoing journey to discover the most lolworthy bad films in Dodgy Film Club, nor was it my revolutionary Twitter-sized Reviews, oh no. The most searched term (that leads ppl here from the google machine) is ‘pop punk drinking game’.
Now, I have a few posts about pop punk, and I also put together a drinking game for The Room...But combining both? Do ppl want a pop punk drinking game? Either way..here is pop punk drinking game v1.0
