What are you doing for New Years Eve?

Whatever it is, I doubt it will be as bitchin' as ICP's New Years Ninja Party, aww yeah! Party poppers, how do they work?!

Zombie Survival Food: Macaroni and Cheese

I haven't been down in the tinned food section of Tesco since I was a student. Now that I've made the transition to intern (and making slightly more than the dole) I splash the cash on fre$h fruit and veg and the likes. But I was there the other day and goddam there's a lot of different food you can get in tins now! It's probably because of the recession and our impending downward spiral into fending for ourselves in the forests of Roscommon or, hopefully, they know something we don't and there's gonna be zombies all up in this bitch. Either way I'm going to try some of this stuff every now and again. Starting off with Mac and Cheese.

Product Detes

• Heinz Macaroni and Cheese
• Costs about 1.30
• Low Fat, apparantly

 Preparation

Simples. Open can. Pour into saucepan. Cook for a few minutes.

You can't beat that 'worms in cat vomit' look of mac and cheese

The Verdict


It's not actualy that bad. Sure, it smells a bit funky and looks horrible but it's edible. There's way too much sauce though and I don't know how much you could eat even if you are holding out from a horde of the undead. 5/10.

Insane Clown Posse get environmental up in this bitch

Like most people I was aware of these ninjas who were put into the same 'outcast' bracket as Slipknot back in the day, but it was only when they released the lolfactory that was Miracles that I truly saw their genius. I follow the lads on twitter and was pretty excited to watch their new video for the song It's All Over!

• Some quality acting in front of the green screen and then one of the best opening lines of all time 'Holy fuck it's hot outside, extra hot!'
• 00.48 - missile get shot overhead and a military helicopter goes by, awww yeahh that's badass ninja!
• The chorus is the most tame, laid back and easy-going piece of music that has every heralded the apocalypse surely? I can see they're going for 'zany' with the scientist guy and nu-metal with the other dude but it's a pop chorus
• 1.19 - (as a building is an inferno in the background) 'It's snowin'..y it not hot outside anymore? It's also hailin' and burnin' up. I'd love if ICP did regular weather updates.
• 1.55 - U uncomfortable being in an ICP vid, bro?
• Around 2.00 there's another list of stuff that are meant to be scary I guess? Fire, Ice, Acid, lightning..Damn nature, you scary!
• 2.23 - Aliens show up...ah now..and here was me thinking they were basing this song on science.
• 2.40 - Oooh a 4.20 reference, keepin' it real to da street.
• 3.20 - Dance moves. There are no words.

It's no miracles but what can ya do?

Some lad does a Wonder Years vocal cover in his basement

While I admire the fact this guy likes both Slipknot and The Wonder Years, this isn't the kind of thing you should be putting on the internet as a CV for your vocal skillz. Some points potential bandmates will have to take into consideration..

• His bitchin' stage moves. Monitor/stomp box required.
• The Slipknot t-shirt - is that the 'look' we're going for with this band, guys?
• He does seem to have lots of gear and a relatively sweet basement to jam and drink beer in, though he probably has to wait until his parents are out before he can 'really rock out'
• Does 'attitude' outweigh 'talent' in terms of requirements for a frontman?
• Dem guest vox - No backing vocalists required!