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Monday, December 30, 2013

Dodgy Film Club: Season of the Witch

A meeting of two actors who seem to have trouble turning down work! Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman are Crusade knights, who are tasked with escorting a ***SPOILER ALERT*** witch demon to a trial by monks. Oh and the witch demon is possibly responsible for the plague.



This was added to our watchlist as it featured on How Did This Get Made? and I may have a bone to pick with the good podcasting folks. Admittedly, they saw it upon its release, but this film doesn't even work as a bad horror movie. Don't get me wrong, it is bad. Highlights include
  • Fluctuating accents 
  • Historical and cultural inaccuracies
  • Ron Perlman playing himself!
  • Nic Cage in a glorious wig
  • Phrases like 'let's get the hell out of here' and 'shit'..in Crusade times..
  • Bad CGI
  • Wolves werewolves vampire wolves? with an apparent death wish
Some good old fashioned Crusade-era banter. And hair.
So basically the Church sent these guys to kill all the non believers. Nic Cage is fine with this until he kills some woman and he is suddenly hit with righteous remorse. Nic and Ron leave the army, only to be eventually captured and held in a cell. They then agree to transport the 'girl' (witch/demon) to her trial by monks. There's a demon (satan?) involved, who looks like something out of Doom and sounds like a pantomime villain. In the end religion wins and the plague goes away. Yeah...

On the plus side, Claire Foy, who plays the oddly attractive Adorabelle Dearheart in Going Postal, is 'the girl' and by gods there is just something about her in this too.


Sunday, December 29, 2013

Punktual Library: The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero

  
THIS BOOK. Everything you wanted to know about the making of The Room, and more! Take away the greatest bad movie ever as the subject matter and you still have a captivating, creepy, gripping, funny, vaguely unsettling, curiously optimistic page turner.

For every answered question there springs forth another half dozen fresh questions. We learn much about Tommy Wiseau; mainly that he is a secretive, confusing enigma, even to someone as close to him as Greg Sestero.

Seriously, if you have any interest in The Room, psychology or weird characters, buy this book now.. Things we learn:
  • Where Tommy is actually from (sort of!)
  • How Tommy made his money (kind of!)
  • Why Greg and many of the cast got involved and more importantly, stayed involved
  • What it's like to be roommate with Tommy!
  • Seriously, just read it
There are also photos and lines from the original script including such classic broken English as:
Promotion! Promotion! That’s all I hear about. Here is your coffee and English muffin and burn your mouth.

Read my interview with Greg Sestero AKA Mark here

Friday, December 27, 2013

Top 5 punk-ish bands of 2013

I don't usually do 'end of year' lists, but here is the Good Days And Cliches Top 5 punk or punk-related bands of 2013, based on my last.fm play count. Surprisingly, all but one have had an album out in 2013, so it's actually vaguely relevant. You won't find any tumblr bands here..as much as I want to keep up with modern pop punk, I think I'm slightly stuck in the Epifat, skate punk years!

1. Alkaline Trio



Every time I'm drinking with my punk rock friends, drunk, feeling nostalgic, feeling bitter, feeling trapped, or a mixture of all the above, I listen to Alkaline Trio. Even if they hadn't released the decent offering of My Shame Is True they would still be in my top 5 list, based on play count.

 2. A Day To Remember



ADTR are one of the newer/younger bands on my list, but they've been stapling breakdowns to pop punk songs for ten years now! I got to see them this year, so I was listening to them a lot even before they dropped their latest album, Common Courtesy, which is getting better with each play.

3. Bad Religion



Bad Religion released a new album this year and I was also lucky enough to see them for the first in 2013. Though I haven't listened in a while, True North was on regular rotation for me when it came out first. I took a short break from listening to them after seeing them live, but they are never far from my speakers.

4. Nofx



The only band in my top 5 not too release an album this year or play a show nearby. Nofx make the list through the sheer volume of their back catalogue, which is stuffed full of classics.

5. Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!



Scraping in at number 5 are the French easycore specialists. Pardon My French was one of the best albums of 2013, even if it did veer away slightly from pop punk.

Honourable mentions go to Less Than Jake and Streetlight Manifesto, who both released good albums this year!

Monday, December 23, 2013

The new A Day To Remember video is fun

For the last year or so I've started to feel my age whenever I checked out newer pop punk bands, and not for the reasons you might think. Y'see kids, in my day, pop punk bands were fun. They dyed their hair stupid colours and their videos were a vehicle to show how funny and rebellious they were compared to the rest of their suburban friends!

So needless to say, I'm happy that A Day To Remember are keeping the faith, with their video for Right Back At It Again.



Sure, the lyrics rhyme 'school' and 'cool', and the video is essentially a three minute version of a gag from the My Friends Over You video by New Found Glory, but we gotta take our victories (sorry) where we can find them.


Friday, December 20, 2013

Top 10 Teenage Tunes: Ashley Overdrive

Everyone's fave scene girl and future mover n shaker Ashley Overdrive is back! Check out the soundtrack to her teen years and feel old because a blink-182 song from 2011 is included! Ashley can be found on tumblr and various other places on the internet @ashleyoverdrive
 
One of the most amazing feelings in the world is when you hear a song that makes you think of a certain moment; the way dust was swimming in sunlight, the smell of a particular place, a morning commute to school. These are literally just melodies and rhythms melded together in such a way that our brains take us back to specific sets of memories. If that isn't one of the coolest things about how a human brain functions you ever heard, then gtfo right now because here are some songs that bring on my own middle/high school nostalgia. 

1. Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day



This is a must-have for any middle school emo kid circa early-mid 00s. Green Day was probably the first band I had a serious obsession with, shortly followed by My Chemical Romance. The dramatic shift after the first two verses of this song were so emotional the first time I heard it. American Idiot in its entirety is truly a masterpiece, I can't even lie...if 12 year old me was able to sit through the 9 minute tracks without getting impatient, it must have been good. I remember when I took guitar lessons in 7th grade and learning this song, it made me feel like such a badass.

2. Sugar, We're Going Down - Fall Out Boy


I don't think there's much I have to say about this song besides the fact that if you do NOT air drum along to the intro, then I dunno if I can be your friend. FOB was this new & fantastic blend of emo-pop that I could not get enough of, even if they were a mainstream band constantly on the top 40 lists [UGH what POSERS!!!!1]. They were popular well before my parents allowed me to go to concerts in the city/by myself, so my first chance to see them was at Skate & Surf this past May. Standing in the pouring rain to see them after all those years and hearing the familiar drum intro, I almost peed myself. 19 years old going on 13 and no fucks to give, probably one of the best [and most long-awaited] shows of my life.

3. Bite To Break Skin - Senses Fail


Holy SHIT do I love Senses Fail. They were the perfect level of angsty for me, nothing too aggressive - I never got into metal, so this was my way of keeping up with my guy friends who were all into dad-rock [at age 13, wtf]. I think this was one of my first instances of anything "melodic" or whatever you wanna call it. I finally saw Senses Fail at Bamboozle 2011 [my glasses broke in my backpack during their set] and again last May. They came to a venue by my school the night before I left for summer break, and pulling an all-nighter after this amazing show to finish packing was absolutely beyond worth it. Their energy after all these years is fucking great, and their music keeps getting better.

4. Reverse This Curse - Escape the Fate


Ahh, man, this album was so good. Ronnie wasn't as much of a sleazeball, the band drama was at normal levels instead of super ultra mega drama queen status, and their future as a Warped Tour-core band seemed bright. Alas, an entire avalanche of bullshit rained down upon them. Now the new Escape the Fate and Falling in Reverse are in a desperate attempt to "bury the hatchet" and scrambling to maintain the few fans they have left [and cash in on their so-called truce]. Will this be the end of the ETF x FIR feud? In my opinion, hell no, but this song reminds me of riding the bus back home in 8th grade, scouring myspace for their newest stuff, and wondering why my makeup couldn't be as good as Ronnie Radke's. 

5. Starlight - Muse



Honestly, I don't remember the first time I heard this song, but it makes me think of the city and having it as my Myspace profile song and being in 8th/9th grade, a lot, so yeah that's about it.

6. It's Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door - Underoath


I think Underoath was one of the first screamo bands I listened to that felt serious; it seemed like they put a lot of thought into their image as opposed to witty song titles and zany promo photos. The music sad but with sophisticated lyrics, very mosh4christ type stuff but it really drew me in. The chanting at the end of this song specifically ("drowning in my sleep/I'm drowning in my sleep") is almost haunting, and I loved it. 

7. Natives - Blink-182

Blink's return to the scene came the summer before my freshman year of college. I remember jamming to Neighborhoods when it was first released, and although there are a ton of great tracks, it was Natives that quickly rose up as my favorite. The fast-paced rhythm, the mix of Tom & Mark's vocals, and the opening of the second verse ("Don't start to panic for me, 'cause I have nothing to lose/I am as bright as the sun, I burn up all that I choose") all combine to make this track one of the most memorable songs of that entire year for me. Just listening to this song again makes me think of sunshine flooding my cramped dorm room and listening to this album as I walked to class.

8. Le Disko - Shiny Toy Guns



The only reason I found this song is because it was iTunes free download of the week when I was in middle school. It had such an industrial, underground, dirty rock & roll meets rave goth-type vibe that made me feel like I was dancing in an abandoned warehouse wearing a leather miniskirt. I still love this song, makes me feel kind of like a badass. Also, fun fact, the last bit of the chorus ("we're the girls le disko / supersonic overdrive") is where "ashleyoverdrive" really comes from.

9. Claims Should Echo - Dr. Manhattan



Dr. Manhattan [yes, their namesake is the dude from Watchmen] is a group of dudes from Illinois making alternative/indie/pop/rock music that is just plain weird....and I love it. They were opening at the first local show I ever went to, the summer just after 8th grade, and it was an amazing introduction to the scene. Since I got their CD that night, I've been hopelessly addicted to their zany style. My best friend and I were their #1 fans, even earning a spot on their myspace blog with a video we made for them [we baked them a cake, it was pretty sweet]. Just hearing them again makes me think of that time we got her mom to drive us all the way to Boston to see them play a free show on some random college campus, which definitely ranks as one of the coolest things a parent has ever done for me.

10. Escape Me - Tiesto 



I was never much into EDM besides the basic radio stuff and a handful of party mixes/full festival sets I dig up on Soundcloud, but one of my best friends in high school was obsessed with the whole scene. She loved Deadmau5 and Wolfgang Gartner, but Tiesto was definitely up there. Before I had my license, she would drive me around most of the time, and of course the driver is the DJ so we had a grab bag of stuff going on, everything from For the Fallen Dreams to Skrillex to A Day to Remember to Bayside. This song was one of those instantly catchy ones for me, and I put this one more often than not whenever I got the chance to control the music. It makes me think of her white Jeep, driving around at night, driving to this sketchy hookah bar where her boyfriend DJ'd a few nights a week, and the summer between sophomore & junior year. Definitely one of those "windows down, volume up" songs for me.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

It's a punk rock Christmas!

It felt like there was a time when if you were a REAL PUNK you didn't like Christmas. I always thought this was stupid cos what's more punx than sharing stuff and having good times with your friends and family? There have of course been Christmas covers before, but this year the festive cheer seems to have been embraced across the board, from old punk rock dinosaurs, to the young pop punk heartthrobs.

Bad Religion Christmas Songs



I love Bad Religion, but they aren't exactly known for having fun, let's be honest. So when they went balls out with these covers I gotta say it made my day. Of course, people are mad, but they are donating 20% of proceeds to SNAP, a support network for the victims of clerical abuse, so that works for me.

Misfits Horror Christmas


I saw somebody online disown Misfits after hearing this, which is laughable cos everyone else disowned Misfits a long time ago and enjoys the Graves and Danzig albums. Also, this song is pretty sweet! Probably the best thing the modern Misfits have done.

New Found Glory / Punk Goes Christmas



The incredibly well marketed 'Punk Goes..' franchise goes Christmas this time. Usually the formula is simple: take popular songs and have relatively popular bands cover them. This works well. What doesn't work so well is having the bands write their own Christmas songs...They missed a trick with this one I think. Still, the NFG song is a decent attempt at a campfire/radio/singalong song and I'm sure the teen scene girl market will eat it up.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

The Wonder Years - 28 NOVEMBER @ Bóveda, Barcelona - review by buh!



Is there anything more endearing than an enthusiastic Euro talking emotively about their passions? Skatepunkers Spanish forum member, and friend of this blog, buh! (not his real name..) agreed to share his experiences from The Wonder Years show in Barcelona. Would they wear sombreros and play some flamenco songs? Would they take a stance against bull fighting? Would they appear to have any fun at all? Let's hand over to buh! to find out... 

It was pretty cool because my last show was in May so I was thirsty haha. I wanted to have a nice singalong show and I went there with no expectations at all. Not really into the new album so I showed up and just let the thing go.

TWY got on stage fastly (and) started playing without saying hello. Soupy just showed up right before the first chord, there was no presence of them before the venue opened and they were nowhere to be found...Bad point.
 
They played 5 songs from the new album and I just liked 2 of those...boring moments... But at least they played some truly great songs like Coffee Eyes, Came Out Swinging (as the last one) Melrose Diner, Don't Let Me Cave In and Washington Square Park. Those were the highlights for me, no doubt. So much emotion I just run out of voice. Man, that was passionate.


In between songs there was Soupy motivational and posi speech...talking about "you can do whatever you want if you really fight hard to achieve it even though the world will be against you" kinda stuff. Really nice and heartfelt yes, but I would have loved 2 songs more instead of him talking...


Whatever...just 12 songs...less than 45 min of music? Oh c'mon!! That was really disappointing.


Fun fact: Soupy touched his hair more then 16 times during the show. At moments he was just about to cry, red eyed and looking kind of anxious. Passion, or he just gets into the role too much? 


The sound was good and they played nice. The 3 guitar thing is unnecessary for me but...


The crowd was nice but too small...less then 50 people haha. Really sad. And there was a lot of kids who didn't know the old songs... I even yelled 'PLAY KEYSTONE STATE, KEYSTONE STATE DUDE CORE!!' two times but they looked the other way or didn't listen!

The moment they ended the set Soupy jumped offstage and vanished out the exit door. I was hoping for them to get a little bit closer to the fans but whatever haha.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Punktual Playlist: Streetlight Manifesto - Linoleum (NOFX cover)

Reggae and ska covers of songs can be brilliant or brutal (that means bad, folks). When they are covers of punk songs though, they usually work. Of course when Streetlight Manifesto are involved quality is assured and as this is a NOFX to boot, well... it's a shoe in to the Punktual playlist.